October 2012
Anonymous asked: Too bad my mom's dick is probably bigger than yours. :)
Anonymous asked: You would know, since YOU'RE the one sucking it every night. So much for the good grammar dimwit.
“If all the time that has elapsed since the emergence of the first hominids were...”
– David Livingstone Smith
September 2012
eosri asked: what browser do you use?
Anonymous asked: What are you gonna be for Halloween? Maybe you should be a stubborn jackass so you can save yourself some costume money. :)
slyness asked: American Pyscho is a comedy now? lol
Anonymous asked: Do you take confessions?
Anonymous asked: I have that problem, where I can't cum with a partner. How'd you solve it?
Anonymous asked: You know TJ, I'm really sick of you harping on people for spelling and grammar. I hope you realize that linguists would never do such a thing, because they aren't normative when it comes to language use. Have you ever thought that maybe if the meaning gets across the orthography doesn't matter? That could be done on anyone, since speech errors happen constantly. To illustrate, Bill...
mybuttisaurus asked: Would you rather live without the cushy comfort of toilet paper or a speedy internet connection?
Anonymous asked: You find a real death note that works. What do you do?
Anonymous asked: What was your first time having sex like.
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on toasted bread?
Anonymous asked: Favorite youtuber?
Anonymous asked: Top 10 American Comedy films you recommend?
Anonymous asked: That depends on whether you'd like to have your face squeezed so hard between two plump cheeks that you can't even breathe.
Anonymous asked: What is it about a big, juicy ass that ignites my loins and turns me into a frothing madman?
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on cyber-bullying?
“People suck, and that’s my contention. I can prove it on a scratch paper...”
– Bill Hicks
Anonymous asked: I'd like to counter what the last guy said. Personally I feel like you helped me get through my rough adolescent years living with a broken family and dealing with my then-newly-developing cynicism and alienation. When I first started watching your videos during the summer of 2010 - when I was fifteen - I knew I saw a reflection of my thought process in you. I've been watching you ever...
Anonymous asked: How can you say there the same thing?
Anonymous asked: You know, if you think about it there wasn't anything all that special about George Carlin. His social commentary was just recycled garbage that anyone with some background knowledge of American history could have thought of just as well. He just had a caustic voice and a mild wit, and people worship. In my opinion he was really inflexible, repetitious, and judgmental.
Anonymous asked: Before, TJ, when you first started off as a public figure, I thought of you as someone with supreme delicacy of thought, a supple mind, filled with such originality. I genuinely believed I could learn from you, that there was some touch of ambiguity in your character. But now, I can't help but feel you betrayed me, that this was all a trick. Is it true, are you really just a shallow jester, a...
The Louisiana chapter of my life has closed. I'm...
Anonymous asked: Can you give an overview on all your economic convictions? Things like redistribution, regulation, taxes, banks and big business, ect?
Anonymous asked: So. I wasn't a Christian for a while, but then after hearing and seeing The Whosoevers live (with Brian "Head" Welch) I came back to Jesus. Their testimonials are all pretty amazing and they aren't your typical christians. They preach not about 'church' and 'religion' but about a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Do you think they are any...
walkwithlogic asked: No one leaves this page without singing the blues.
Anonymous asked: Is it weird that I feel like I know you? Like, you could walk into my bedroom right now, and I'd be like, "Hey, TJ. What's up?".
Anonymous asked: Jesus Buttfucking Christ, TJ, where the fuck is NotProductive?
daytripchilipepper asked: Excuse me if you've covered this. What is you view on voting? I understand you dislike all the options, but do you believe you should still vote, or is it just a waste?
Anonymous asked: How did you build such an impressive vocabulary? I learn a new word every time you make a new video.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any advice for a female freshman in high school who already hates everyone and everything on the first month?
Anonymous asked: What fetishes do you find completely unsexy?
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Anonymous asked: Do you think Animal Testing is okay?
Anonymous asked: You are the most pretentious person I've ever seen. I get second-hand embarrassment from some of your posts.
theatheistbrony asked: My dad just bought me a book "Truth for youths". This thing is hideous, should I: A. Throw it in his face. B: Burn it. C: Burn it and throw it at his face while on fire. D: Act like it burns me because holy text is harmful to the skin of demons.
faultywording asked: How much do you think the quality of life would improve for us all if we elected a dominatrix for president?
sulkylass asked: Your response to the ask about depression is beautiful. You have put into words what I've been trying– and not succeeding– to say for a very, very long time. I'm glad I have seen it, because now I finally have a way to explain how I feel, and hopefully make others understand. I must save it somewhere because it's just so accurate and to the point and everything....
thesearemybrains asked: "Even these words truly fail to capture how it feels." But you came damn close, sir. Thank you so much for all these answers about depression. I've been struggling with mine a lot lately, and sometimes I forget how much it can help to know there are others out there feeling the same way. Keep being awesome :)
Anonymous asked: Hey TJ. I am currently dealing with depression. I've enjoyed all you've written about it on Tumblr. I can say from experience that you are right.
Anonymous asked: Holy shit, I didn't know that's actually what depression is, I knew I was in a state of "everything seems like it sucks" but I didn't realize it was depression, it's not like I've been sad or upset about things, just that generally I don't feel good about doing anything at all.
glamorousgamine asked: As someone who's been diagnosed as clinically depressed, thanks for getting it right. Before I was ever diagnosed, I had to decide to myself that I was done wallowing in my own misery and seek help. And you know what? I got out there. I made friends. And after a while, I managed to wean off the medication. Granted, stress made me go back on again, but at least my symptoms aren't ruling...
