THE AMAZING ATHEIST

This is where people on Tumblr rattle off all of the things that they label themselves so you know where their group allegiances lie, and who am I to break with that empty tradition: I am a human being living in the 21st century, looking for answers and struggling with issues like everyone else. Atheist. Egalitarian. Pervert. Bisexual. Fat Ass. Sexy Ass. God. Slave. Douchebag. Boring piece of shit. Loudmouth. You know what? This is all unnecessary. I'm TJ. How are you?

ASK ME THINGS

First off, I don't want to ever fucking see anything about me on your Tumblr, again. Secondly, that picture wasn't reblogged from my blog. Someone stole it from me, and posted it on their Tumblr. That picture has never been on my Tumblr. Thirdly, I don't see you beating the shit out of anyone who is straight edge. You fucking pussy.

I live in Macomb, Illinois. Come stop me from talking about you. I’ll happily sit down and have a chat about it or slam your face repeatedly into a brick wall about it. Whatever you like. And when I’m done doing that, maybe I’ll eat a big steak and smoke some crack while your girlfriend sucks my dick. 

Seriously, dude, do you think you intimidate me? I grew up an atheist in Louisiana. Rednecks ten times your size have been in my face threatening to beat my ass if I didn’t buy into their bullshit God. DO you really think some tough guy shit over the internet is going to scare me into backing down? 

I think that being straght edge is fucking stupid. It’s what’s called an opinion, and I’m allowed to have one. And no one “stole” anything from you, you fucking moron. I seriously doubt that a person went into your sock drawer, found that picture and put it on the internet to sabotage you. 

God, what a whiny little faggot you are. See you soon, if you’ve got the balls.