Light Bulb Jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it. And the entire feminist community to write stuffy academic essays about her exemplary courage and perseverance to change light bulbs in a male-dominated world.
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to argue with Christians who think God did it.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just pray for light.
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How many chubby chasers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer heavy bulbs.
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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’re too worried that filling a dark room with white light might be racist.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Conservatives aren’t comfortable with change.
