Dear new Manson album,
Make like the old Chef Boyardee commercials and magically find your way to my house.
Love always,
Melanie

Make like the old Chef Boyardee commercials and magically find your way to my house.
Love always,
Melanie

At first I felt guilty. Then I thought to myself,”You know what? Fuck it. I’ve given that bastard a shitload of money.”
Dearest Mel, I was with you the entire time, only a click and seed away! Sincerely, The Pirate Bay.