Humanity Sucks. Why Should I Care?
Sometimes people get on my case. They say, “Why don’t you care about the fate of humanity?” Humanity is a piece of shit. What’s to care about?
Humanity at it’s worst is a bunch of murderous war-mongering jackals and rapists. Crack open a history book or turn on CNN. You might have to wait a while on CNN. They’ll probably tell you about some bimbo actress’ latest dress long before they tell you the latest death toll in Syria.
At best, it’s a bunch of simple-minded assholes who are so misinformed that they think that voting means something. Obama or Romney? That’s not a drastic policy choice. That’s a superficial choice, and any intellectually honest person knows it. This is yet another American election where you have to choose between the authoritarian right and the slightly less authoritarian right.
The majority of Americans accept this blatantly false dichotomy as an exercise in freedom. And it’s no different in most other countries. The UK still has monarchs rattling around, for fuck’s sake. “But, TJ, they don’t have any power.” Well, congratuations on that. You’ve managed to pay for, with your tax dollars, people who do nothing except attend ceremonies and live in the lap of luxury. Why? Because they came out of a royal pussy instead of a peasant pussy. Yeah. You’re so fucking enlightened.
Fuck humanity. If you want my concern so much, then explain to me how you’re worth it. And don’t throw Beethoven or Einstein at me. Those people are ridiculously exceptional. They are not an accurate representation of humanity in general.
