Spiderman and friends
Spiderman, spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web—any size
Catches crooks, just like flies
Look out—here comes a spiderman!
Those lyrics are probably wrong, but they are how I remember the classic spiderman theme. However, I prefer making up my own uses for the melody/structure.
Skanky chick, skanky chick
Sucking on a pile of dick
Stick your fist—in her butt
She don’t care! She’s a slut!
Fuck yeah! Here is a skanky chick!
Obese guy, obese guy
Stuffing his fat face with pie
Oreos and Chick Fil A
He don’t care about your stance on gays
Om nom! He is an obese guy!
Stupid fuck, stupid fuck
Drives around in his pickup truck
Likes to merge—way too fast
Loves to ride—on your ass
Fuck you! You fucking stupid fuck!
