This is where people on Tumblr rattle off all of the things that they label themselves so you know where their group allegiances lie, and who am I to break with that empty tradition: I am a human being living in the 21st century, looking for answers and struggling with issues like everyone else. Atheist. Egalitarian. Pervert. Bisexual. Fat Ass. Sexy Ass. God. Slave. Douchebag. Boring piece of shit. Loudmouth. You know what? This is all unnecessary. I'm TJ. How are you?


Just in case it’s unclear, the entirety of this strips dialogue comes from George Carlin’s stand-up. It’s not really funny here. It’s a testament to his talent that it was funny when he said it (even if it was still, of course, quite sad). 

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